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not to be repeated

Ok, here are a few comments I saved from our trip to San Francisco and back, where I found just how bad United Airlines is:

Notes from Day 1, trip to SF: hey, United Airlines? I understand we are in a recession and it’s economy class, but seriously, no food at all? On a 6 hour flight? Not even a miniature bag of peanuts or crackers? Seriously, pathetic.

Notes from Day 10, trip back to NY: Remembering the food fiasco on the way over, we thought “We’ll get some sandwiches and fruit at the airport.” Wrong! After spending 13 dollars on a plate of Chinese food and looking at fruit plates that costed 10 dollars, we decided we might as well eat on the plane. Which we did, the cobb salad was ok, but 9 dollars?? Pfffft.

Also, United, why did you rename your Economy class “Economy Plus”? Is this your idea of a joke? Because with 3 small TVs for the whole class, no food and older planes it seems to me that if anything it should be called “Economy Minus”.

Do you know that when you travel in Economy on Swiss or Luftansa (you partners in the “Star Alliance”, BTW) you have your own TV monitor and you get snacks and a meal (sometimes two, depending on the time) on every flight? If you are playing with the big boys, maybe you should try to measure up. I’m just sayin’.

Yes, I know this is bitchy. And no, I’m not sleeping on it. I did that already, and my feelings are the same as they were last week.

And to all, goodnight :-)

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M. Night is a buzzkill

by Elisa on February 16, 2009

in love this,not to be repeated,NYC

Yesterday we had a family day. I know it sounds all domestic and white picket fence-y and sappy, but that’s what it was: a day out, just us, not overly planned, let’s-do-what-we-feel-like kind of day. They happen much more often when the weather is nice. Yesterday the weather was lovely, it was sunny and not very cold (at least not compared to how it’s been) so we decided to do something with the girls.

We went to CMoM, the Children’s Museum of Manhattan, which to me was a little boring, but the girls had fun. We had lunch at a place on the UWS called Celeste, where we enjoyed remarkably good pizza and caprese salad, but had to put up with a pretty rude waiter. We walked to the park to take the subway back to Grand Central from 81st, but then the day was still so nice that we decided to walk across the Park and take the metro from Lexington instead.

If you had asked me what my favorite place in the world was two years ago, I would have said Piazza del Duomo in Milan, or maybe the Cala Ginepro beach in Sardinia. No more. At the risk of being disowned by my parents, I’ll confess that my favorite place is now Central Park. My husband used to say “why go into the city to have a picnic? We have parks here too”. One walk through Central Park, and he stopped saying that. And this is a Swiss. Someone used to forests, lakes, and breathtaking scenery. But he had to admit that walking through Central Park is lovely and special. Even in Winter:

Anyway, so after a lovely day we got back home around 6pm and had dinner and so on. And then Stella wouldn’t sleep, so I did what I usually do: turned off the lights, turned on Coldplay, put on the headphones and sat on the sofa with her, watching TV. She listened to Coldplay and cuddled, I watched TV: a movie by M. Night Shamalayan, his latest: The Happening. We saw all of M. Night Shamalayan’s movies, and we were looking forward to watching this one, so we added it to our Netflix queue. The DVD had arrived the day before and my husband had already watched it, but I didn’t even ask him if he liked it. I just assumed it would be a bit spooky but good, like his other movies (most of them, at least).

Boy, was I wrong. The Happening is not spooky, it’s creepy. And it’s not good. It’s incredibly sad and depressing and pointless. It talks about a virus or toxin that starts spreading all of a sudden which pushes people to commit suicide, and it all starts – guess where? Central Park, NYC. That’s right.

So my picture-perfect day and the mood that went with it were ruined by a depressing, creepy, bad movie. I tell ya, if I meet M. Nigh Shamalayan I will drop-kick him.


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