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Ch-ch-changes…

by Elisa on December 18, 2009

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If you just got here, chances are you did a double take and checked the URL. Wha… why is there a different header? With a different title? Where did The Unlikely Housewife go? And the stilettos on the plate???

My darlings, The Unlikely Housewife is right here. Alive and kicking. And if anyone dares rip off my stilettos on a plate I will cut them. Ahem! Let’s recover composure.

As you know, I have been an expat for many years. 15 years this coming February, to be exact. But since I have left New York, I feel more like an expat than ever before. Ever. I thought I had big moves down pat, but this one threw me for a loop. And after a bit of soul searching and a lot of bitching, I have come to the conclusion that I had to slightly re-invent my blog in order for it to be the great outlet it has been in the past 2 years. Re-invent not because I was unhappy with how it was, but because it didn’t match my current situation, my current mood if you will.

The term “housewife” has somewhat of a negative connotation here, much more than in the US. Even when accompanied by “unlikely”, “fashionable”, or any other charming adjective, here it’s just, well… hausfrau. I am still who I am, but in a different setting, in a different scenario. So after a little brainstorming, Globetrotting in Heels came about. And like a shoe that was just a tad uncomfortable until you got just the right size, all of a sudden it fits me again.

Everything else will stay more or less the same, though I might focus slightly more on events and fashion on this side of the pond. Aside from that, it’s the good old Diary of an Unlikely Housewife, plus a creamy Swiss chocolate filling. And a different packaging.

I hope you will stick around! ’cause we are going right back to regularly scheduled programming ;-)

Lots of love to all my bloggy friends,

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It’s only been a little over a week. it feels like it’s been much, much longer. A long time, filled with boxes, lots and lots of boxes. Aaaargh!

The house has been a complete mess all week.

Last Monday we moved into our apartment from the temp flat we had been living in, and the place was already full of boxes. The movers had unloaded everything on Friday and then left, ready to do the rest on Monday. They did a bunch of stuff, but also made more of a mess in some cases. One of them kept taking stuff out of boxes and just putting it wherever – what sense does it make to take stuff out unless you know where to put it???
So I found myself repeating: “don’t take out the clothes, we have no closets to put them in” over and over.

Result:

- half the content of my wardrobe in a pile on the living room sofa

- all of my toiletries, makeup and bathroom stuff on the drawer chest in the master bedroom

- piles of books pretty much everywhere in the house

To be fair, they did do a good job on a lot of things though, like assembling the furniture we had bought before leaving the states: the girl’s bunk bed and our dining room table and chairs (I’m going to miss Pottery Barn!). Which left me with this image to end off last Monday:

The table cloth is wrinkled, because I don’t have a 220 voltage iron yet. Oh, who am I kidding, I never iron table cloths. The flowers are in the blender’s pitcher, because I haven’t found my vases yet. But at least there’s a table. And chairs. It’s starting to look more  like home.

The whole week we have been running around getting the missing pieces of furniture, lamps and so on. And I have tried to organize the bookshelves and not go nuts having to put together outfits for the girls based on what boxes I could access. Fun! Not.

On top of it, I have had no internet access until today, save for my iPhone. And while I could joke about it the first two days, then I started getting really quite annoyed.

Until on Saturday my husband called the phone company and the electrician trying to get it handled over the weekend, probably fearing for his life, because apparently no internet changes me into the Elisa version of Mr. Hyde, and since I’m not exactly all flowers and pixie dust to start with, he probably feared for his life. Which he should. Since he decided to set up the TV long before he even looked into setting up our DSL. I was starting to think it was a subtle hint to move out, damn it. Turns out it was just clulessness on his part of just how bitchy I can get when I have no access to my e-mail, my blog or my Twitter account. Be afraid, darling. Be very afraid.

Anyway, I managed to organize the kitchen. And now one room is done.

The rest are mostly half-done or almost done, or not even there, more on the lines of OMG I put away 5 giant boxes of stuff but it still looks pretty much the same kind of thing. Which is almost as annoying as having no internet connection. So the kitchen being done gives me hope that I will, in fact, be able to actually get my stuff organized and put away and actually get settled.

And then my life here can actually begin.

Until that happens, I still feel in limbo, and that only makes me miss NY more. And the fact that NYFW and all the sales and NY Fashion’s Night Out all happened and I wasn’t there…. Man, I’m missing out on all the fun!

Damn it. I need to get to a big city. My husband wants to go to the Engadin on the Fall holidays – he missed Switzerland, my mountain boy. I, on the other hand, feel like I have had just as much bucolic as I can tolerate right now, and I need some crowds and some decent shopping. “But it’s so pretty there!”  he said, when I proposed that we maybe go to London or something instead. Pretty won’t cut it for me right now, love. Not unless it refers to something I see in a shopping window in a street filled with people.

I know, I sound like a spoiled, bitchy, shallow Princess and the Pea kind of woman, never happy, possibly only content when spending large amounts of money on mostly useless purchases.

But the truth is, I don’t even need to shop. I just need to feel like I’m not in the middle of nowhere and totally out of the loop. Like I’m not  alone, not isolated, not lost somewhere where I don’t matter and I don’t fit in. I need to not feel like this, because this is going to be home for a while and it just needs to work. It needs to not feel like it’s stealing my soul and crashing my personality by whispering in my ear that I’m strange and just like a piece of another puzzle, that cannot be included in the picture because, well, the shape is all wrong and stuff.

I don’t know if a trip to London will handle that, but it can’t hurt. As an alternative… anyone want to come visit? We have a really comfortable futon.

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